Autofellatio (a discarded chapter from my forthcoming book)

Is this a "sneak-peek" or more of a "suck-peen"?

Hello, friends! Today I am working on edits for the manuscript of my forthcoming book 101 Kinky Things That Even You Can Do, which will be published in the fall of 2021. One of the things my editor suggested I cut was this chapter on autofellatio, to be replaced with something else, since, y’know, sucking your own dick isn’t exactly something that just …