Stop saving your nice underwear

Why? Because coronavirus. (I swear, it'll make sense if you read on.)

Yesterday I stood before my dresser, pawing through my underwear drawer for something to wriggle into after a shower, and had the thought, “Should I wear these pink ones? No, they’re too nice. I should save them.”

Immediately, I had the next logical thought: “Save them for what?”

In my early twenties, the daily decision between “good underwear” and “garba…