The iPad mini might be the ideal porn consumption device

Will Apple be mad I said this?

My dad, bless his tech-savvy heart, generously bought me an iPad mini when I was too young to have enough money to buy such things for myself. It ended up being a stroke of technological luck because, soon thereafter, I got an office job where the work was slow and sporadic but we weren’t allowed to use our phones at all while on the clock. This meant t…